Diary of an Egg Chapter 1: getting the scoop

There was an egg in this farm, see, and this egg's name was Eggg, which sounds like the short "e" and "g" sounds. So, this egg, who was not as smart as his rival who had an IQ of 12 (that sounds low, but remember that we're talking about eggs). The smartest of the eggs has an IQ of 32, while the dumbest has an IQ of roughly zero. Anyway, Eggg was playing in the barn when this truck pulled up. "Everyone run for the hills!!" shouted Eggg. All of the eggs starting rolling, running and hopping to the chicken pens. I was scooped up by the farmer and put in the dreaded egg carton (all the little eggs call it the egg eater).

The end. Or is it...?